The logic of the friendzone.
this is fantastic
Thank you
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Blueberries piss me the fuck off
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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yummy
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If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
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sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
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One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime.
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ok but why did the couch turn red
